Recently astronomers located ten potential planets that could sustain our current way of life, God forbid. In a pinch we could relocate to one of them if needed. Evacuation plans are being dusted off and updated as I write. This discovery is of particular interest to San Franciscans who are looking for additional parking spaces that are not metered. Right now the spaces assumed to be self-park and at your own risk so curb your wheels toward a rock to prevent runaways. Only one challenge to overcome though you’ll need allot of patience because the nearest planet is 300,000 years away and did I mention that getting back to work is a real problem too because of BART's current budget woes. Please keep the horn blowing to a minimum. You can’t call a cab either because San Franciscans are still rejecting extra cell towers along the way that could alleviate dead spots and improve data speeds from 3g to 4g. The taxi hailing Apps Cabulous and TaxiMagic are not updated as well.
Sorry no pictures or brochures yet.
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