Baby pigeons don't exist! At least, they don't exist in San Francisco.....Well, have you ever seen a baby or teenage pigeon? I have two theories about this perplexing mystery: 1) the pigeons have evolved further than the average bird that starts out with an egg, gets fed worms by mommy pigeon, finally jumps out of the nest, start flying, and grows up over a year's time. City pigeons just appear! Or 2) since New York was the first city to have pigeons, they probably gave them all airline tickets and shipped them to San Francisco. You know like New York did their homeless. BTW this is probably how the term "Homeless Tourist" got started in San Francisco. I believe the mystery of the baby pigeons is one for the all-knowing Malcolm Gladwell to solve for us. Malcolm says in his bio, that he is undaunted by difficult problems to solve so please take a shot at this Malcolm. As for me it doesn't really matter. It is just as well that we don't see the little flying rats. Hey wait a minute I have another theory. Please bear with me for another sentence or two. Is it possible that mice are the baby pigeons before they go into a cocoon state and transform into a full grown flying rat? What about this theory Malcolm? I am patiently waiting for your answer.
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